elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
me in class: wait what happened
me in class: what do we do
me in class: what do we write
me in class: when's the test
me in class: what is this
me in class: how do you do this
me in class: what
cockdragonthespookywitch: whatisonyobiscuit: starrysleeper: tribblesexual-jotunn: thelilnan: I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE what’s wrong with you peas are delicious gay people are delicious too no...
derekstolechristmas: derekstolechristmas: derekstolechristmas: well it’s time for another joke by yours truly that will probably ruin my life what’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies snowballs
videohall: Parrot sings Gangnam Style > The way he bobs his head to the music is so cute!
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doctorwhoforlife: fffcuk: being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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